Season 5
The Roses are finally thriving in Schitt’s Creek and find themselves ready to take their personal relationships and business pursuits to the next level. Moira returns from a breakthrough film shoot in Bosnia with a clear exit strategy and a renewed sense of purpose, and with that newfound energy, she is inspired to leave her mark on the town by launching her most ambitious artistic endeavor yet. Meanwhile, the reputation of the Rosebud Motel is steadily building under Johnny’s leadership, but managing the individual needs of his staff, Stevie and Roland, proves to be a greater challenge. With Rose Apothecary running smoothly, David is now focusing on nurturing his relationship with Patrick, and from apartment hunting to joining a baseball team, he proves he’s willing to go the extra mile. Alexis, having finally achieved some stability in both romance and career, isn’t one to let things get stale, so she tries to spice things up with Ted while contemplating a next step that could take her beyond Schitt’s Creek.
Episodes
1. The Crowening
While Moira is in Bosnia filming the Crows movie that she hopes will revive her acting career, David attempts to take his relationship with Patrick to new heights.
2. Love Letters
A sleep-deprived Moira worries about a stack of old love letters addressed to Johnny from another woman, while David and Stevie are held up at David's store.
3. The Plant
Alexis and Johnny hatch a plan to impress a motel reviewer, while David and Patrick search for a new apartment.
4. The Dress
Johnny finds himself under financial pressure with the arrival of Moira’s high-priced red carpet gown for the Crows movie premiere. David is conned into taking a road trip with Stevie.
5. Housewarming
David and Patrick throw a housewarming party and Ted finally lets loose, while Johnny and Moira try their best to babysit Roland Jr. for the evening.
6. Rock On!
Moira and the Jazzagals take Jocelyn out for a night at the casino, while Johnny tries to navigate an awkward conversation with Stevie about intimacy in the workplace.
7. A Whisper of Desire
Johnny suspects that Ted’s mom is attracted to him, while Moira can’t resist getting involved in a local musical production.
8. The Hospies
Johnny and Stevie attend the regional hospitality awards, while Moira does everything in her power to stop Alexis from auditioning for Cabaret.
9. The M.V.P.
David agrees to sub in for the annual baseball game, and Moira runs a rehearsal that pushes Stevie over the edge.
10. Roadkill
Johnny and Moira’s afternoon plans are interrupted when they accidentally hit a cat. David runs into an old colleague at the flea market whose new business bears a striking resemblance to Rose Apothecary.
11. Meet the Parents
Patrick’s parents are in town for his surprise party, but the parents end up with an even bigger surprise, while Alexis drags Moira to a soap opera convention.
12. The Roast
Johnny fills in for Moira at the annual Mayor’s Roast, as David distracts Moira from finding out that Stevie and Patrick have been taking private dance lessons.
13. The Hike
Patrick tries to take David on a romantic hike, while Johnny has a health scare that sends everyone into a panic.
14. Life Is a Cabaret
It’s Opening Night for Cabaret,and Stevie is nowhere to be found. David tries to make a big announcement, but keeps getting overshadowed by the musical.