Season 3
Episodes
1. Stop in the Name of Love
ALF hides out in the back seat during Lynn's date at the drive-in.
2. Stairway to Heaven
In a fantasy sequence, ALF's guardian angel shows him what the Tanners' lives would be like without him.
3. Breaking Up is Hard to Do
The Tanners let Trevor Ochmonek stay at their house after he has a fight with his wife.
4. Tonight, Tonight (1)
ALF hosts "The Tonight Show", with Ed McMahon.
5. Tonight, Tonight (2)
ALF hosts "The Tonight Show", with Ed McMahon.
6. Promises, Promises
Betrayed confidences cause a falling-out between ALF and Lynn.
7. Turkey in the Straw (1)
The Tanners are invited to a Thanksgiving dinner with the Ochmonek's bizarre relatives.
8. Turkey in the Straw (2)
ALF must avoid the Alien Task Force when a bum blows the whistle on him.
9. Changes
Kate goes back to work when a strike sends Willie home.
10. My Back Pages
In a nightmare, Willie dreams ALF is his school roommate.
11. Alone Again, Naturally
ALF mistakenly believes his cousin is living in Barstow, when he reads an article in the National Inquisitor.
12. Do You Believe in Magic?
ALF makes Brian disappear with a mail-order magic kit.
13. Hide Away
ALF is convinced gangsters are chasing the Tanners' houseguest.
14. Fight Back
ALF's expose earns Willie a guest spot on David Horowitz's consumer advocate show.
15. Suspicious Minds
ALF is convinced that a reclusive neighbor is actually Elvis Presley.
16. Baby Love
ALF has an allergic reaction to a baby.
17. Running Scared
An extortionist threatens to turn ALF in to the immigration authorities for being an ""illegal alien"".
18. Standing in the Shadows of Love
ALF ghostwrites Jake's love letters.
19. Superstition
ALF blames his streak of bad luck on a Melmac superstition.
20. Torn Between Two Lovers
Lynn ends up with two dates for a dance through ALF's mishandled phone message.
21. Funeral for a Friend
Desperate for a pet of his own, ALF acquires an ant farm.
22. Don't Be Afraid of the Dark
ALF and Jake suggest Brian camp out to overcome his fear of the dark.
23. Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow?
ALF sees Jake's kleptomaniac mother arrives for a visit, and steals a broach from Kate.
24. Like an Old Time Movie
ALF imagines in black and white that he and the Tanners are silent-movie stars.
25. Shake, Rattle and Roll
ALF prepares for the worst after experiencing a mild earthquake.
26. Having My Baby
ALF prepares for the baby's arrival by re-enacting scenes from "The Dick Van Dyke Show."