Season 5
Episodes
1. Little Sister Don'tcha
J.T. and Rich are excited about going on dates, but J.T. didn't expect Al to be invited.
2. Three Girls and a Baby
With Frank and Carol out for dinner, Dana, Karen and Al are left to watch their new baby sister.
3. Party Animal
Cody, J.T. and Mark suspect their new neighbor is a jewel thief. Meanwhile, Dana moves out and loosens up a little too much.
4. Midnight Caller
While working on the Family Helpline, J.T. and Dana mishandle a call from a troubled teen.
5. Maid to Order
J.T. hires an aspiring model to be the family's maid; and Carol gets overly involved in Karen's cheerleading tryouts.
6. Don't Ask
Tired of the kids acting "either lazy, selfish or brain-dead," Frank and Carol order them to fend for themselves.
7. Hello, Mister Chips
Al takes a job at a cookie store and has to work alongside the company mascot, Mr. Chips the chimpanzee.
8. Roadie
Cody's a roadie---"the coolest job in the world"---for singer Christi Rose, who asks him to become her bodyguard.
9. The Wall
Mark scores points for the guys on the "geek wall" at a dance; Dana attempts to stir interest in a feminist study group; Frank and Carol experience a day at a health spa.
10. Baby Come Back
J.T. and Al have dollar signs in their eyes when they take Lily to audition for a commercial.
11. The Fight Before Christmas
Frank and Carol set up Al on a blind date with their friends' equally reticent son.
12. What's Wrong with This Picture?
J.T. receives an offer he can't refuse: the chance to go out with a gangster's daughter.
13. Beautiful Ladies of Wrestling
To win Super Bowl tickets, Frank and J.T. dress up as cheerleaders and face off against a pair of women wrestlers named Assault and Battery.
14. Torn Between Two Mothers
When Frank's mother and Carol can't agree on child-rearing philosophies, Frank's caught in the middle of the power struggle.
15. Snow Bunnies
Al feels compelled to check up on Matt when she learns he'll be on a ski trip with Stephanie "Love Boat" Leifer.
16. Secret Admirer
Carol gets really ticked when Frank buys her a fake designer watch for Valentine's Day.
17. Forever Young
A flirtatious girl disproves J.T.'s claim that a guy "would never trash a friendship over some stupid chick."
18. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
Dana brings her boyfriend Fleming home, and he promptly psychoanalyzes Frank.
19. Do the Right Thing
J.T. decides to rely on brain power to boost his grades rather than use a cheat sheet procured by his friend Rich.
20. The Bodyguard Formerly Known as Prince
Dana, Karen and Al meet a prince and his two assistants on a ski weekend, but the girls don't know which is the real royal.
21. Major Pain
Dana, J.T. and Rich take career-placement tests; Frank deals with an overly eager employee.
22. We're Going to Disney World (1)
Frank's mom treats everyone to a trip to Disney World, but there's some unexpected baggage---Rich and Flash.
23. We're Going to Disney World (2)
During a trip to Disney World, Flash tries to break a record for visiting every attraction.
24. Men at Work
When the local bar goes belly-up, Frank buys everything so he can turn his basement into a lounge for his guy friends.