Season 3
Episodes
1. The Fun Bucket
The Star family parties at the Chum Bucket.
2. The Patrick Show After Dark
Patrick hosts his show after dark, exploring what Bikini Bottom is like at night.
3. Chopping Spree
Pat the Hapless goes on a barbaric quest to the shopping mall.
4. All Bot Myself
Pat-Tron works for the Star family.
5. Star-Robics
In this fitness variety show, Patrick learns how to exercise.
6. Who's the Dummy Now?
A family of dummies move into the Star home.
7. Patrick Show Land
The Stars run a Patrick Show theme park in their home.
8. Legend of the Lost Bathroom
Patrick and Squidina embark on a quest to find the lost bathroom.
9. Driven to Drive
Patrick learns to drive.
10. A Patty in Time
Patrick time-travels in a race for the Krusty Krab's newest menu item.
11. Pat-per Route
Patrick helps Squidward with his newspaper delivery job to compensate for injuring him.
12. Day of the Dartfish
In the midst of a typical day of scavenging, the Dartfish family discovers a thief in the Star home.
13. Something Stupid This Way Comes
Madame Hagfish shares tales of Pat-Tron, Pat the Hapless, and Pat-gor.
14. Thanks But No Thanksgiving
Patrick’s family celebrates Thanksgiving with his mother’s side of the family.
15. Squidina's Holidaze Special
Squidina has to direct her school holiday play, but her script was mangled by Patrick.
16. Patty-Poo
Patrick spawns an adorable mini-Patrick who quickly becomes the star of the show, until he outgrows the role.
17. Swaptoberfest
The Star family celebrates the Klopnodian holiday Swaptoberfest by swapping identities with each other.
18. Patrickle Jokes
Patrick and Squidina go undercover to investigate a corrupt novelty product factory.
19. Pat Roast
The Patrick Show presents the "Roast of Patrick Star."
20. All Out of Idea Bricks
Patrick and Squidina follow their last idea to bring into RandomLand.
21. A Fool Schooled
After discovering that Patrick never finished behavioral training, the family home-schools him.
22. Get Ouch
After getting rid of Ouchie, Pinkeye takes over the Star house.
23. Day of the Living Dad Jokes
Patrick and Squidina must find safety amidst the dad joke apocalypse.